Climate change camp v proper rebellion

Here’s an exercise in (un)historical imagination. It is June 1381. You are Wat Tyler, leading a ragtag army of villagers from Kent and Essex on a righteous crusade of justice against corrupt government, punitive taxation and social injustice.

You are on the way to Blackheath, where you intend to set up camp. But on the way there, you step through a wormhole in the fabric of space-time and end up in August 2009.

When you arrive at your destination, you are startled to find that the whole place has been taken over by a load of Hampstead hippies, with foldaway Brompton bicycles, buck-teeth and deferred places to study PPE at Oxford.

Several of them are strumming guitars and a working group is pitching a wigwam, using the camp-building skills they picked up doing their Duke of Edinburgh bronze award.

Tell me seriously that you do not feel your hand tighten around the handle of your pitchfork.

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Dan Jones

Dan Jones was born in 1981 and graduated from Cambridge with a First in History in 2002.

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Summer of Blood

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The Peasants’ Revolt of 1381 Available to buy now from Amazon.co uk