The Tarantino/Helen Mirren medieval mash-up is not so much off the cards, as never was on the cards. What a surprise.
“I wish,” Mirren tells MTV. “I should be so lucky.”
Tomorrow: Daniel Day Lewis signs to play Fouke Le Fitz Waryn, as James Cameron directs Aliens vs Predator vs Outlaws: Rumble in the Greenwood.
I’m calling the Sun’s newsdesk now…
Pity really, I’d love to see Helen Mirren as Queen Boudiccea. That would have been a suitable vehicle for a Tarantino-esque movie.